Okay, I know I haven't posted anything in a while. I apologize by giving you my new drawing, Radio Dance Time! ->
[link]I'm mainly posting this because quite a few very interesting things happened in the last while (or at least more than usual...)
Last Wednesday, I was peacefully enjoying my lunch, when Spazzy McSpazzington, aka "Jaden", made a dynamic entry into the cafeteria and sat down at my table. He told me that that same morning, the most horrendous thing happened... Yes, someone stole his juicebox. He told me he left it in his desk, and went to the bathroom. When he came back, it was gone. As anyone would have been, he was devastated...actually maybe a bit more than anyone normally would have been. Anyway, he was devastated. I mean like, near sobbing, like so much so, that I could swear the thumping sound I heard prior to his dynamic entry was him punching through a teacher.
Okay, some of that story might be the stretched truth, but Jaden was pretty mad.
Same day, after school, me and Alex were hanging out all cool-like in the school gym, waiting for our martial arts teacher to show up. And you're probably thinking "Oh you amazingly heroic guy, why would you of all people wait for someone else?" Weeeelll... lemme tell you. Mr. Clark is scary. He is a friggin' ninja. Even someone as awesome as me has to bow to someone... I mean like, if he like sneezes on you, you gotta like pretty much bow and thank him for showering your face with his awesomness. If not, he'll pretty much take the nearest cordless phone and wrap it around your neck til' your face turns like watermelon colored.
Anyway, so we were waiting in the gym, and Alex showed me his impression of a radio host, and then showed me how he would dance while he did a radio program. I loved how he did it so much, I made a comic about it. It's the Radio Dance Time one I put a link to above.
Finally, today. I was working in the car shop, because I'm in the Basic Car Service class. Anyway, I was working with Retard, aka Jeffrey. We were charging a car battery, and at the same time we were supposed to lift the front end of the car to look under it. He somehow deducted that he should unplug the charger, although we told him to leave it on. You're probably already thinking "Oh Retard, you retard". But no, it gets even freakin' worse. When he disconnected the pliers, he didn't turn off the charger, so when he placed the pliers on the METAL holder bar...well, let's just say...you ever seen a sparkler? Well, it looked like that. Luckily, the teacher didn't notice.
So, what I'm basically getting at here with these stories, is that my life is probably much more interesting than yours, but I take enough pity on you that I can share them with you.
Have a good spring break everyone!
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